Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else
from www.bettybowers.com America’s Best Christian takes time to explain to less informed Christians the curious details of the Lord’s concept of marriage. BETTY’S BIBLE INTERPRETATION GUIDE: www.bettybowers.com Illustrations done for Mrs. Bowers: by Steve Hogan www.steve-hogan.com JOIN BETTY ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:34 am
@sandroeleven In fairness, it is rather hard to compete with you.
December 22nd, 2009 at 1:15 am
lol
December 22nd, 2009 at 1:36 am
eve never killed her son…your attempts to embarrass christianity failed….
December 22nd, 2009 at 1:45 am
@darojobe Nor do I, which is why I shall now read the bible that has been in the bottom drawer that no one likes but just deals with. Kinda like your rich and stupid blonde friend who gives you $20 bucks on your dogs b-day.
December 22nd, 2009 at 2:05 am
@PBTarget Like yeaaaaaaahhhh, totally duuude. I want my ho, mo’fo, and I’ll go to church and deny others their rights for that shit!
December 22nd, 2009 at 2:16 am
@sandroeleven To who? Never mind, when I wrote that I forgot, I don’t give shit. Unless it’s flying shit, that’d be sooo cool.
December 22nd, 2009 at 2:44 am
@hgthomas1 Totally, cuz, ya know, she’s just a angry teenager goth-girl trying VERY hard to piss off her parents.
December 22nd, 2009 at 3:43 am
I wunna dry hump your words =P !!
December 22nd, 2009 at 3:46 am
Yea, magic’s not real that’s why God specifically condemns it right?
Don’t get me wrong, God’s not real either I’m just showing you the ignorance of your statement.
December 22nd, 2009 at 4:43 am
I know religion to be bull.
December 22nd, 2009 at 5:38 am
Yes, the only way to get HIV is to have anal sex. There’s no way dirty needles, dirty hookers, or dirty blood can give it to you. Just anal sex.
December 22nd, 2009 at 6:09 am
I’m pretty sure not even half do, if you count lesbians.
December 22nd, 2009 at 6:48 am
Yes, because only gay men have anal sex, and only gay men can get HIV, right?
December 22nd, 2009 at 7:40 am
@eastariel amen!
December 22nd, 2009 at 8:33 am
Well I guess we better cook up some HIV cocktails for you two, shouldn’t we?
December 22nd, 2009 at 9:25 am
Fear of God causes insanity.
You want proof? Check out the youtube video called “If you use condoms you will not be raptured.” It’s created by a self-ordained “prophet” called thirdeagle, who apparently is … confused. I think this guy proves my point rather well.
December 22nd, 2009 at 10:07 am
awesome! i learn something everyday
December 22nd, 2009 at 10:38 am
mmmm I know right? It feels sooo goood.
December 22nd, 2009 at 11:08 am
Oh I didn’t say I disagreed with the video. Infact, I think it sheds light that the bible was written by humans with different moral views (so how could we take it literally as one set of rules), in addition to the context of the time. Slavery, incest are wrong now, whereas eating seafood and wearing clothing of differing fibers are ok now.
It’s a humourous view on the issue though.
December 22nd, 2009 at 11:21 am
mmmmm…. anal seeeeeeex……
December 22nd, 2009 at 11:39 am
Yeah, I bet it’s hilarious. However, remember that Christians are a very diverse group, and only the ones I referred to as “loud unfortunate morons” are the ones who say that every word is LITERALLY true, which is different than being “true.” Remember that when you’re talking about myth and allegory, the truth is not SUPPOSED to be a scientific or historic “truth”, but rather a spiritual/psychological truth.
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:32 pm
@composerdoh The bible is the most translated book in the world and each time it gets translated into another language, something gets lost in translation.
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:59 pm
@hgthomas1 I know right. These people know nothing about religion at all. This is what happens when you give stupid ass kids a voice.
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Do you think there was anyone like Rush Limbaugh on the bible squad, when they were patching the bible together way back when?
December 22nd, 2009 at 1:59 pm
The way that the bible is explained here seems that it’s: *shock* written by humans. And SEVERAL humans at that, who had differing immoral views on issues… *SHOCK*
Shocker..?